That’s right. I said it.
I want to pee on you.
It’s all I can think about when I hear this song by Flo-Rida & Ne-yo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRWkTpSveH8
I had to really listen hard when I first heard the chorus and I still wondered out loud, “Did he just say he wanted to pee on me?”
I backed it up a few times and once I was sure of what he was saying, a second thought came to me. “Is he serious??”
“i want to be on you”
Really?
Really?
Even IF you were a decent looking guy who could sing and had lots of money, what would happen if you actually said this to a woman?
Would she respond with, “Absolutely, you are obviously the man of my dreams. In fact, let’s do this right here?”
I think not.
At least when Ron Burgundy said it in Anchorman, you knew it wasn’t serious. In fact it was so down right ridiculous that it was funny.
Fast forward 5 years and now we are supposed to take 2 guys singing “I wanna be on you” as serious?
On the unintentional comedy scale, this ranks up there.
Someone came up with this video that combines the 2 scenarios. You can skip to 1:32 to see the Ron Burgundy request: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2BZXyyCqYc
If you read this and you are out this weekend please do me the service of testing it out.
I would love to hear the results.
I need to pee.
In the washroom though.
I’m out! Have a great weekend everyone!
I thought Ron Burgundy the first time I heard that gay song, too. And as a decent looking girl, if a guy ever attempted to pick me up with that line in the bar, I’d either a) laugh in their face, b) tell them to go eff themself, or c) kick them in the junk.
None of those options lead to sex.
Just saying.
that reminds me of a Friends episode, where Joey pees on Monica after she’s stung by a jellyfish. “That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. And if I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.”
Love it!